Only 4 weeks left until baby Croft's due date! We are very excited and hurrying to get everything ready. As soon as we get a new camera I'll post pictures of the nursery in all it's glory. It's not much, but I've enjoyed putting it together. Everyone, even strangers ask me when I am due now, I kind of look like I'm going to pop... I don't mind though, it's not too uncomfortable yet and I know it will be over soon so I'm trying to enjoy what time is left. I can't help wondering what our baby will look like and what her personality will be!
~Jenny :)
Here are some jokes sent to me, families with lots of kids will really appreciate these!
BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN
> 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN
> confirms your pregnancy.
> 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
> 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold
> them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
> 2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard
> only the ones with the darkest stains.
> 3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up
> the baby
> 2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wail s threaten to wake your
> firstborn.
> 3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical
> swing.
Activities:
> 1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, Baby Zoo,
> Baby Movies and Baby Story Hour.
> 2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
> 3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaners.
Going Out:
> 1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home
> five times.
> 2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to
> leave a number where you can be reached.
> 3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees
> blood.
Swallowing Coins (a favorite):
> 1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the
> hospital and demand x-rays
> 2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully
> watch for the coin to pass.
> 3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his
> allowance!
10 years ago